The Empire of Walter White Bakery is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Walter Hartwell White with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.086 billion Walter White Bakeryians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walter White City. The average income tax rate is 58.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Walter White Bakeryian economy, worth 165 trillion Cookieses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 79,216 Cookieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Walter White Bakeryians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walter White Bakery's national animal is the ddddddddddddd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Methism.

Walter White Bakery is ranked 36,423^rd in the world and 1,957^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,000.31 on the Gilded Widget Scale.